Why The Mini Special Dark Bar Sucks

It’s Not Fun Sized Or Even All That Tasty

It’s always the last one left in the bag of Hershey’s Miniatures. From The David Volk Collection.

There’s only one thing worse than so-called Fun Size candy and that’s reaching into a bag of Hershey’s Miniatures — which do not claim to be Fun Size, by the way — and getting a Special Dark Chocolate Bar.

Don’t believe me? Look at the face of anyone who ever gets that mini instead of, say, a Krackle, a…