Top Things Trump Should Sell To Raise $464 Million

Too Bad His Soul Is Already Gone.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, you ding dong. CTV

It should go without saying that Loser J. Trump is a billionaire. That’s only because Trump has told us this so many times himself, of course. But riddle me this, Batman, if he is so rich why can’t he scrape up a measly $494 million bond so he can appeal New York’s fraud judgment against him? Is it that he’s trying to talk…