Top Rejected Listicle Ideas

David Volk
The Haven
Published in
4 min readAug 1, 2021

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Even I’m Not That Desperate, Yet…..

woman crying because she has to come up with another humor column.
Oh, Lord, please, not another writing deadline. Photo by Claudia Wolff on Unsplash

The trouble with trying to be funny every day is that there are inevitable dry spells, moments when you can’t think up a good idea to save your life. The only thing worse than that is when you have an abundance of ideas that will just take too long to pull together. My piece “Zoey’s Been Cancelled and I’m Not Feeling So Good, Either” is the perfect example…

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David Volk
The Haven

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.