Top New Nicknames For Trump

David Volk
The Haven
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3 min readMar 27, 2024

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Just Because He Skated Doesn’t Mean He’s Not Poor

Don’t cry, Donnie. Sometimes it’s best not to fight and just sit back, let it roll over you and let it happen. Especially when she’s going to move on you like a…what was that you said, Loser J? Marketwatch.

Yes, I know, I know, I know. Like many of you, I’m still angry that a New York appeals court lowered the amount of bond Loser J. Trump would have to post in order to appeal Judge Engoron’s ruling in his fraud trial. And it may seem like it will be easier for him to put up $175 million rather than $464 million, but here’s the thing…

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David Volk
The Haven

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.