“You Don’t Look Like A Florida Man,” They Say. Okay, let’s get it out of the way. I never planned on being a Florida man. I was just born there because my parents decided it would be better to live in the Sunshine State rather than the Keystone State. (After all, what the heck is a keystone, anyway?). So…

Or How She Puts The Ugh In Charlie Brown’s AAAAUUUUGGHHH! As summer draws to an end and a sports fan’s fancy turns to football, I have begun thinking about that Peanuts cartoon we see every year about this time. You know the one where we see Lucy Van Pelt (of the Port Charlotte Van Pelts, R-Shameless) offering to hold a…

It’s Murray Slaughter Versus The Machine. Love. Exciting and new. Climb on board. We’ve been expecting you. I admit, I hadn’t thought about the weekly expeditions of the HMS Stupid Love Story in years until yesterday when I saw a post showing all the people who had guest starred on the show during its puzzlingly long…

And How Those Odd Body Parts Got In That Safe. While most people were standing around trying to figure out why the FBI raided Mar-A-Lago this week, I was busy trying to get the scoop on the good stuff. You know, the weird things that the investigators found while they were searching for whatever the hell it was that they…

Hilary Was Right. Some People Really Are Deplorable. And Most Are Republicons. They Claim Their Elections Are Rigged… Before the first vote is even cast. Apparently they think just running for a particular office entitles them to assume that office. Oddly, they become remarkably quiet about potential election fraud when they win. They Rush To Do Evil…

And Here I Thought All Was Forgotten. They may seem brittle and fragile, they may be easily pierced and shrivel down to nothing more than a pile of plastic, but like President Joe Biden hunting for the second in command of Al Qaeda, inflatables never forget. Since they are made of plastic, they are also very subtle…

And No, I’m Not Going To Pardon You While You Kiss This Guy In A Bathroon On The Right Maybe it’s just me, but there are times when I think singers are using their songs to ask me questions. And often, their questions make no damn sense. Despite that, I feel the need to answer them anyways. …

Apparently, “I Alone Can Fix It” Isn’t Working For Them Any More In case you haven’t heard, the Republicon Party has been auditioning new slogans for the upcoming mid-terms and the presidential election. Instead of tearing down what the other party has built up, though, this time around it appears that they are going to base their slogans on their accomplishments. …

It’s Like the Casino Circuit Only Better After years of writing about how the casino circuit has become the refuge of has-been acts, I am coming to realize that there’s another circuit that’s somewhere between the fair circuit and the casino circuit only with less livestock, less wagering, more wine and a better class of people. …