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David Volk

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Holy Nope: Top Rejected Pope Names

The Real Reason It Took So Long To Choose A Pope.

2d ago

Holy Nope: Top Rejected Pope Names

2d ago

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Trump Was Right About Tariffs

But Not For The Reason You Think

May 2

Trump Was Right About Tariffs

May 2

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What Happened To The Conga Line I Was Promised?

Scenes From A Weekend Protest

Apr 23

What Happened To The Conga Line I Was Promised?

Apr 23

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Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes

One Last Funny Memory As We Say Goodbye

Apr 4

Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes

Apr 4

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Trump Says He’s Just Kidding

It’s All Been An Extended Hoax, He Claims.

Apr 2

Trump Says He’s Just Kidding

Apr 2

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An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump

Dear Baby-Man,

Mar 24

An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump

Mar 24

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Well, That Was Something

If You Catch My Drift

Mar 14

Well, That Was Something

Mar 14

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Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon

Not All Great Deals Are Cheap.

Mar 12

Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon

Mar 12

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Welcome To The Heathers Presidency

This Isn’t What Any Of Us Signed Up For…

Mar 10

Welcome To The Heathers Presidency

Mar 10

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An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,

Feb 28

An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist

Feb 28

David Volk

David Volk

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I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.

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