Open in app

Sign in

Medium Logo
Write

Sign in

David Volk
David Volk

908 followers

Home

About

The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Holy Nope: Top Rejected Pope Names

The Real Reason It Took So Long To Choose A Pope.

2d ago
1
Holy Nope: Top Rejected Pope Names
Holy Nope: Top Rejected Pope Names
2d ago
1
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Trump Was Right About Tariffs

But Not For The Reason You Think

May 2
2
Trump Was Right About Tariffs
Trump Was Right About Tariffs
May 2
2
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

What Happened To The Conga Line I Was Promised?

Scenes From A Weekend Protest

Apr 23
1
What Happened To The Conga Line I Was Promised?
What Happened To The Conga Line I Was Promised?
Apr 23
1
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes

One Last Funny Memory As We Say Goodbye

Apr 4
3
Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes
Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes
Apr 4
3
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Trump Says He’s Just Kidding

It’s All Been An Extended Hoax, He Claims.

Apr 2
Trump Says He’s Just Kidding
Trump Says He’s Just Kidding
Apr 2
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump

Dear Baby-Man,

Mar 24
3
An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump
An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump
Mar 24
3
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Well, That Was Something

If You Catch My Drift

Mar 14
2
Well, That Was Something
Well, That Was Something
Mar 14
2
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon

Not All Great Deals Are Cheap.

Mar 12
3
Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon
Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon
Mar 12
3
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

Welcome To The Heathers Presidency

This Isn’t What Any Of Us Signed Up For…

Mar 10
Welcome To The Heathers Presidency
Welcome To The Heathers Presidency
Mar 10
The Haven

Published in

The Haven

An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,

Feb 28
3
An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist
An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist
Feb 28
3
David Volk

David Volk

908 followers

Friend of Medium

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.

Following
  • Susan Scandiffio

    Susan Scandiffio

  • Rana Irfan

    Rana Irfan

  • Elizabeth Skirm

    Elizabeth Skirm

  • Absolute Erotica

    Absolute Erotica

  • Sareena

    Sareena

See all (286)

Help

Status

About

Careers

Press

Blog

Privacy

Rules

Terms

Text to speech