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Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes

One Last Funny Memory As We Say Goodbye

2d ago

Those Aren’t Tears, They’re Grapes

2d ago

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Trump Says He’s Just Kidding

It’s All Been An Extended Hoax, He Claims.

4d ago

Trump Says He’s Just Kidding

4d ago

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An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump

Dear Baby-Man,

Mar 24

An Open Letter to (P)resident Trump

Mar 24

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Well, That Was Something

If You Catch My Drift

Mar 14

Well, That Was Something

Mar 14

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Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon

Not All Great Deals Are Cheap.

Mar 12

Trade In Your Swasti-car, Fire Elon

Mar 12

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Welcome To The Heathers Presidency

This Isn’t What Any Of Us Signed Up For…

Mar 10

Welcome To The Heathers Presidency

Mar 10

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An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist

Dear Mr. Know-It-All,

Feb 28

An Open Letter To My Hair Stylist

Feb 28

Is It Me Or Is It New York?

My Excuse That I’m An Easterner Doesn’t Work Here.

Feb 26

Is It Me Or Is It New York?

Feb 26

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Why Elon Musk Is Doing What He’s Doing

Because Just Calling Him An Asshole Doesn’t Quite Cover It.

Feb 22

Why Elon Musk Is Doing What He’s Doing

Feb 22

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Top Signs Trump Is Experiencing Elder Abuse

Above And Beyond His Normal Ranting And Incoherence.

Feb 17

Top Signs Trump Is Experiencing Elder Abuse

Feb 17

David Volk

David Volk

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I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.

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