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David Volk

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Lassie Calls It Quits

And Says Timmy Can Clean Up His Own Damn Mess

1d ago

Lassie Calls It Quits

1d ago

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The Trumpistas Can’t Get You…

If They Can’t Find You.

Jan 14

The Trumpistas Can’t Get You…

Jan 14

I Break My Promise To You

I’m Sorry, My Mental Health Won’t Let Me Do This

Jan 10

I Break My Promise To You

Jan 10

How Not To Be Depressed Today

Find Something To Laugh At.

Jan 6

Jan 6

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It’s Better To Look Good…

Than To Feel Good.

Jan 6

It’s Better To Look Good…

Jan 6

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Get A Deal On Weapon/Cookware-In-1

It’s Bulky But Useful

Jan 1

Get A Deal On Weapon/Cookware-In-1

Jan 1

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Light A Candle In The Wind

Because Otherwise You Won’t Have Any Lights.

Dec 27, 2024

Light A Candle In The Wind

Dec 27, 2024

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Escape To The Movies For Cheap

Because Temporary Refuge Is Better Than None At All

Dec 24, 2024

Escape To The Movies For Cheap

Dec 24, 2024

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Take A Long Weekend On Jan. 20…

A Really Long Weekend Out Of The Country.

Dec 20, 2024

Take A Long Weekend On Jan. 20…

Dec 20, 2024

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Now’s The Time To Power Up

Especially If You Live In A Blue State…

Dec 18, 2024

Now’s The Time To Power Up

Dec 18, 2024

David Volk

David Volk

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I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.

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